guess who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he's doing.
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"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer."
lawyers' word processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
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A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
female lawyer vs. pitbull
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
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A: Lipstick.
lawyers in lust
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.
"Boy, I'd like to screw her," says one lawyer.
"I agree," says the other.
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"Boy, I'd like to screw her," says one lawyer.
"I agree," says the other.
"But out of what?"
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