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legalese
 
 
Definition of a Lawyer: A person who puts two men into a fight and runs off with their clothes.
lawyers and lightbulbs, case #2
 
 
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.

a lawyer and a politician
 
 
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
lawyer and sperm
 
 
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.


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