the worst hostage drama in the world
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for...
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They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for...
lawyer brains
A doctor notices a sidewalk stand that says 'brains for sale.' He goes over to investigate and sees a sign that says 'Doctor brains $8.00 a pound’ and another sign that says ‘Paramedic brains $12.00 a pound, Nurses brains $30.00 a pound, truck driver $40.00 a pound and lawyers brains $90.00 a pound.’
So he asks the man behind the cashregister, “how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's worth 90.00?”
The man replies, “do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?”
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So he asks the man behind the cashregister, “how come his brains are only worth 8.00 and a lawyer's worth 90.00?”
The man replies, “do you know how many lawyers it takes to make a pound of brains?”
what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.
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They both hope to be human someday.
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