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how much should a lawyer weigh?
 
 
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

lawyer in a tree
 
 
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
Cut the rope.
skydiving
 
 
Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

A: A perfect setup for skeet shooting.

the worst hostage drama in the world
 
 
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.

They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for...

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