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lawyers love sushi!
 
 
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

It's called, Sosumi.

lawyer-client relations
 
 
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

lawyer vs. snake
 
 
A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em?

The snake had skid marks in front of him.

a lawyer and a politician
 
 
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.

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