lawyers and lightbulbs, case #2
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Four: one to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
lawyer vs. snake
A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em?
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The snake had skid marks in front of him.
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