lawyers aren't the only ones to object
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
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A: Their personalities.
lawyers' lucky break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
lion, tiger, lawyer, elevator
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.
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A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he's dead.
lawyers stinkin' up the place
Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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