the lawyer who was too big to bury
Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?
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They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
the worst hostage drama in the world
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers.
They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for...
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They ask for a ransom 20 million dollars, and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for...
lawyers' lucky break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
what do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
They both hope to be human someday.
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They both hope to be human someday.
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