roosters vs. lawyers
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
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The rooster clucks defiance.
burried 10 feet under
Why are lawyers buried 10 feet underground?
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Because deep down, they're really not that bad!
lawyers stinkin' up the place
Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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