bass player
Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives?
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A. He knocks on the door, but forgets to come in!
in all the land
Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were sitting at a table talking.
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Hercules says, "I think I'm the strongest man in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
Snow White says "I think I'm the fairest lady in the land but it hasn't been proven yet."
Quasie says "I think I'm the ugliest, meanest son of a gun in the world but it hasn't been proven yet."
The next day Hercules and Snow White are sitting at the table.
Hercules says, "It's true I'm the strongest man in the world for God told me so."
Snow White says, "It's true I'm the fairest lady in the land for God told me so."
Just then, Quasi started walking up the road really steamed.
He says, "Guys can you do me a favor? Tell me who the heck is Janet Reno?"
energizer bunny
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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