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ron howard's new movie
 
 
Have you heard about Ron Howard's new movie — a travel documentary about the Netherlands?

It's called 'Mr. Opie's Holland.'

dreamweaver
 
 
Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.
things in football that sound dirty -- but aren't
 
 

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind.
18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
17. It's a game of inches.
16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
15. When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
14. He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
13. He found his tight end.
12. End around.
11. He had to stretch to get it in.
10. He gets penetration in the backfield.
9. He blows them off (at the line).
8. He bangs it in.
7. He could go all the way.
6. He gets it off just in time.
5. He goes deep.
4. He found a hole and slid through it.
3. He pounds it in.
2. He beats them off (the line)
1. He's got great hands.

long with no hair
 
 
What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?

The front row at an 'N Sync concert.


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