tony blair, peter jennings & pop divas
Tony Blair Interviewed by Peter Jennings
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Peter Jennings: Why do you think the English lost the War of Independence?
Tony Blair: Rust on our equiptment.
Peter Jennings: Rust! Can you elaborate?
Tony Blair: Rust, you see, affected our leg weaponery. Our knee spears.
Peter Jennings: Knee spears? Why, I've never heard of such a thing!
Tony Blair: Really, I thought everyone had heard of Brit knee spears!
harry potter quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?
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He ran... wouldn't you?
p. diddy, britney spears, and eminem go to hell
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
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He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
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