celebrity farting
Shaggy,Shania Twain, and Britney Spears go in a limo to a restaurant. Someone farts and Shaggy says,"Wasn't me!".
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Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says,"Oops, I did it again."
The next day they go in a limo to a bar and someone farts. Shaggy says," Wasn't me!".
Shania Twain says," That don't impress me much."
Britney Spears says," Stronger than yesterday."
tonto's incredible ears
Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the prairie. Then Tonto got down from his horse and put his ear to the ground. He looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Buffalo come."
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The Lone Ranger looked at him and said, "Wow, that's amazing! How did you figure that out?"
Tonto looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "Ear sticky!"
knock knock... britney spears
Knock knock
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Who's there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oops I did it again!
drooling drummer
Q: How can you tell if the drummer's platform is level?
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A: Drool is coming out of both sides of his mouth.
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