Entertainment jokes

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking on the beach. Justin said, "Hey Britney, look at that dead birdie!"

Britney looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

What dessert doesn't Puff Daddy/P. Diddy eat any more?

Jello (j-Lo)

You might be a redneck if you don't know what day Saturday Night Live comes on TV.

A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."

The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.

So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.

The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?"