Entertainment jokes

Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery?

In the end, everybody did it!

Why did Tupac and Biggie go to Heaven?

They both got Faith!

What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?

The Phantom of the Oprah.

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"

In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it."

The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"

"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"