laffin' smurfs
Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?
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Because the grass tickles their balls!
movie prices
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For the first time in many
years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After
buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing
the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the
movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant
replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."
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