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god's identity
 
 
One day a little boy asks his mom questions about God. He goes up to his mother and asks, "Well, son, he's a boy and a girl"

Not really know what to say the mother just says, "Well, son, he's black and white."

So he asks his mother, "Mom, is God black or white?"

Again not really knowing what to say, the mother tells her son, "Well ,son, he's black and white."

So the little boy looks at his mother as though he finally understands and says, "Ohhhh, I didn't know that God was Michael Jackson!"


 
 
How come Britney Spears was not injured after she wrecked her $200,000 Ferrari?
Both her and the car have the dual air bags.
little green balls
 
 
What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided attention.

donations for dee dee
 
 
Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini?

Yup, it will be called '101 Donations.'


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