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the michael jackson doll
 
 
Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?

You wind it up and it plays with your kids!

hef & dennis weaver joke c. 1977
 
 
Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver were both at a party at the fashionable beach front Malibu home of Mick Jagger. Hugh told Dennis Weaver he did not like Weaver's McCloud TV series. Weaver snapped back telling Hugh he doesn't like Playboy. A fight broke out. Hefner and Weaver wrestled each other to the ground. With Weaver down, Hugh was on top ready to punch him. Mick Jagger came running up and yelled out, 'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud.'
jack and jill ii
 
 
Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To smoke some marijuana

Jack got high

Pulled down his fly

And Jill said I don't wanna!

jew unit
 
 
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

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