Entertainment jokes

Yo mama's head so big, instead of having dreams she has motion pictures.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one night. Tonto, after having a very bad dream, woke up to see the stars up above him. He woke the Lone Ranger and said to him, "What you think?"

The Lone Ranger replies reassuringly, "Well, Tonto, it's like this, God gives us miracles in life. Each day is a new beginning, just like every night there's a new star in the sky. What do you think?"

Tonto looks at him, confused and says, "Tonto think someone stole tent."

Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms?

A: So that gay men can play Star Wars.

How did Britney Spears cross the road?

With a magic marker