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dr. dre's prognosis
 
 
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?

Eminem has to chew before swallowing

movie prices
 
 

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."

yo mama's...stupid
 
 
Yo Mama is so stupid, that she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
horror movie blonde
 
 
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

A: Dead meat.


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