famous people and chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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• Plato: for the greater good. • Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. • Douglass Adams: 42 • Oliver North: National security was at stake. • Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees • Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. • Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it. • Ronald Regan: I forget. • Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it f-----g wanted to. That's the f----g reason. • Mark Twain: The news of it's crossing has been greatly exagerated. • Mr T: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too
yo mama's so stupid... wu-tang
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was a japanese orange drink.
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lead guitarist
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!
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