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beethoven's chicken
 
 
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept saying 'Bach, Bach, Bach...'
jacko christmas
 
 
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?

Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!

britney & christina get locked out
 
 
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do.

Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud. She turned to her friend and said," Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"

e.t.
 
 
Q: What's E.T. short for?

A: Because he has little legs!


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