jacko christmas
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
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Nothing, they both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks!
ring of power
In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow?
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Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.
mistaken identity
A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"
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britney & christina get locked out
Britney Spears had just bought her new car and decided to go shopping with her friend and rival, Christina Aguilera. A few hours later she came out and realizes she had locked her keys in the car, so they spent a few hours pacing around the car trying to figure out what to do.
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Finally, Britney looked off into the distance and saw storm cloud. She turned to her friend and said," Quick, think of something because a storm is coming and I left the top open!"
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