mick jagger and a lonely scotsman
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and the friend of a lonely Scotsman?
Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" And the friend of a lonely Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off my ewe!"
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Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" And the friend of a lonely Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off my ewe!"
christina aguilera does drivers' ed
Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at her driver's license?
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She had an 'F' in sex.
miss piggy's addition
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
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Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
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