movie prices
For the first time in many
years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After
buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing
the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the
movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant
replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."
britney and christina work together
Britney Spears and Christina Aguliera were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, Britney noticed that Christina was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.
Britney asked Christina, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Christina said, "The pointed end is on the wrong end of the nail."
Britney said, "Well, don't throw those away, we can use those on the outside wall!"
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