smurfette
There were five thousand Smurfs, and one Smurfette, and she screwed each one seven times. Enter 5000+1 times 7 in a calculator to see what Smurfette was...
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elvis presley knock knock joke
Knock knock?
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Who's there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show...
mickey, minnie and goofy
One day Mickey Mouse woke up and Minnie wasn't there. He went to look for her and, as he stepped outside, he saw "Mickey Sucks!" written out in a yellow liquid in the snow. He investigated and realized there was good news and bad news.
It appeared to be Goofy's urine, but Minnie's handwriting.
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It appeared to be Goofy's urine, but Minnie's handwriting.
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