elementary, my dear jerkface
Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park, when they passed three women, eating bananas.
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"Good evening, ladies," said Sherlock. After they passed, Watson asked if he knew those women.
"No, Watson, I didn't know that nun, prostitute, or bride." Baffled, Watson asks how he knew their identities.
"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun was eating the banana by breaking it into small pieces. The prostitute was shoving the banana into her mouth. And the bride was holding the banana with one hand and forcing her head down with the other."
turn on your energizer bunny
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
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He keeps coming and coming and coming...
boy bands, girl bands and gender trancenders
Way back in '97 I wondered why those bands like the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys put their gender after the band name. We know what gender they are, they dont need that....
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Hanson on the other hand...
cinderella has a camera?
What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
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Someday my prints will come...
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