knock knock jokes jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adlai!
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aesop!
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agatha!
Agatha who?
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Agnes!
Agnes who?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh made me love you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
Hugo your way and I'll go mine!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hyman!
Hyman who!
Hyman in the mood for dancin'...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marilyn!
Marilyn who?
Marilyn is a state north of Virginia!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion on a Sunday!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marion!
Marion who?
Marion haste, repent at leisure!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marmalade!
Marmalade who?
Marmalade me said the little chicken!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Martha!
Martha who?
Martha them up to the top of the hill and the marched them down again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jerome!
Jerome who!
Jerome where you want to!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jerrold!
Jerrold who?
Jerrold friend, thats who!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jess!
Jess who?
I give up, who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess one of those things!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jessica!
Jessica who?
Jessica more than I thought!