third opinion
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, 'I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'
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Doctor Fitzpatrick says, 'I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'
Doctor Ahn says, 'I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.'
buried lawyers
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
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A: Not enough sand.
trampoline vs. lawyer
What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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