One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
'Help me find my ball. Look over there,' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. 'I've found my ball!' he announces.
'After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?'
'What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!'
'And you're a liar, too!' Jon says. 'I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!'
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