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estrogen rulz!
 
 
Why did God create man before woman?

He needed a rough draft before he had a final copy.

bush has a short one
 
 
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

you're so ugly... mistletoe
 
 
You are so hideously ugly, that at Christmas, we hang you up and kiss the mistletoe.
english jesus
 
 
Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England?

Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!


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