the invention of the copper wire
Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
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Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
new improved lawnmowers
One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
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The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."
So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
skunks and lawyers
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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