three men visit god on the mountaintop
Three men heard rumors of a mountaintop where God came down to solve people's problems. So they all went to the mountain.
The first man was deaf and God asked him, 'Can I help you, son?' The man started signing in sign language that he would be so happy if only he could hear. So God touched the man and suddenly he could hear.
God then asked the second man, who was blind, 'What can I do for you, my son?'
The second man said, 'Oh God, if I could only see I would be so happy.' So God touched him and the man was able to see.
Meanwhile, the third man was sitting in his wheelchair with his mouth wide open in amazement. God looked at the man and asked him what he wanted.
The man stepped back and yelled, 'Don't lay one finger on me, God, I am on total disability!'
The first man was deaf and God asked him, 'Can I help you, son?' The man started signing in sign language that he would be so happy if only he could hear. So God touched the man and suddenly he could hear.
God then asked the second man, who was blind, 'What can I do for you, my son?'
The second man said, 'Oh God, if I could only see I would be so happy.' So God touched him and the man was able to see.
Meanwhile, the third man was sitting in his wheelchair with his mouth wide open in amazement. God looked at the man and asked him what he wanted.
The man stepped back and yelled, 'Don't lay one finger on me, God, I am on total disability!'
mini meanie
The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition.
"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I'll help you win."
"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leprechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.
When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"
"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.
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