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answering message 152
 
 
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

answering message 190
 
 
Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.

answering message 200
 
 
(Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence...) Any message?

answering message 212
 
 
Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ever lost YOUR voice? Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a few choice words for him. If you do too, leave them after the beep.


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