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answering message 20
 
 
Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible.

answering message 58
 
 
E'llo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Leave your name and number, and prepare to die.

answering message 218
 
 
Hi, this is Ed. I'm secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Folger's Crystals. Leave your name, number, and a brief message and they'll call you back when they're nice and percolated. See if you can tell the difference.

answering message 171
 
 
Please hang up now if you would want to speak to Johan. Otherwise, please stay on the line to leave him a message.


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