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answering message 232
 
 
Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt. Please wait for the tone, and thank you for your pledge.

answering message 185
 
 
(Pick up the phone and say:) This is Chris. I'm not here right now. Leave me a message. BEEP. (Then listen.)

answering message 199
 
 
OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is the message on our answering machine... Any questions?

answering message 201
 
 
Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you.


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