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answering message 246
 
 
(Borg voice:) WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR PHONE CALL, AS IT HAS BEEN, IS NOW OVER. YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE ASSIMILATED AT THE BEEP. But we're not home right now. So leave a message and we'll assimilate you later.

answering message 256
 
 
(For Shakespeare lovers only:)
So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,
So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.

answering message 258
 
 
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.

answering message 259
 
 
These words are lovely dark and deep
But I've got promises to keep
and miles to go before I sleep
So leave a message at the beep.


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