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answering message 195
 
 
Hello, please send me email instead. I always never playback these stupid answering machine messages. Besides, I am probably online right now.

answering message 215
 
 
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist. One way to find out is to leave a message, and if it's reality, I will call you back.

answering message 258
 
 
You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.

answering message 05
 
 
Drawling granny voice: Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine. You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home. Now, shum people, dey shay dey don' like 'em, but I shay it'll shave you a lotta trouble if you jusht leave a meshage. Thanksh a lot.


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