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answering message 13
 
 
Hi. This is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

answering message 47
 
 
Clint Eastwood voice: Go ahead, make my day. Leave a message.

answering message 129
 
 
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.

answering message 130
 
 
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call. (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers. None of our staff is authorized to speak with you except for Fred, who is not here right now. Please leave your name phone number and a brief message at the tone. Thank you for calling and have a nice day.


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