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answering message 138
 
 
Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...

answering message 158
 
 
Leave a message or I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone. I am an electrical engineer. I can do that.

answering message 235
 
 
Sorry that we're not at home.
Please leave a message after the tone.
When we get in,
We'll give you a ring.
Until then, wait by the phone.

answering message 47
 
 
Clint Eastwood voice: Go ahead, make my day. Leave a message.


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