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answering message 132
 
 
I can't come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don't remember. I'd appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about myself. Thanks.

answering message 180
 
 
(Loud music, John shouting:) HI, THIS IS JOHN, LET ME TURN DOWN THE MUSIC. (Loud footsteps, music turned down, a door slams.) Hi, this is the answering machine at John's home, he just rushed out the door, so please leave a message at the beep...

answering message 195
 
 
Hello, please send me email instead. I always never playback these stupid answering machine messages. Besides, I am probably online right now.

answering message 205
 
 
Hello. If you're calling with bad news, leave your message now. If it's good news, wait for the tone.


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