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answering message 216
 
 
If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was there really a phone call? Help me investigate this phenomenon by leaving your name and number after the tone.

answering message 236
 
 
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life. After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message. Thanks.

answering message 89
 
 
Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice:

Wanting...

Waiting...

For you,

To justify your call...

answering message 137
 
 
Hi, you've reached Meredith's room. I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, but my waveform has temporarily collapsed, so leave a message, and I'll call you when I've pulled myself together.


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