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answering message 190
 
 
Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.

answering message 223
 
 
(Noble, aristocratic voice:) Yes, one million dollars could be yours, IF you leave your name, telephone number, and the reason WHY you want to join the ranks of The Rich and Famous! If this is Ross Perot, Bill Gates, or Michael Jordan, just leave your VISA number and expiration date, and we will definitely get back to you!

answering message 57
 
 
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll be right with you.

answering message 65
 
 
You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.


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