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answering message 59
 
 
Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies. Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message saying who you are, what you want to argue about, and where you'll be, and I'll be there.

answering message 87
 
 
Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.) We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time.

answering message 95
 
 
Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,

No one's here, no one's home,

Leave a message, at the tone.

Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss,

Leave a message, you can reach us.

answering message 149
 
 
We're not in cause we're out LOOTING! Leave a message and we'll call you back and tell you what we got.


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