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answering message 260
 
 
Now I lay me down to sleep;
Leave a message at the beep.
If I die before I wake,
Remember to erase the tape.

answering message 52
 
 
"I'm Morley Safer." "I'm Harry Reasoner." "And I'm Fred." "We're not home; leave a message."

answering message 58
 
 
E'llo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Leave your name and number, and prepare to die.

answering message 87
 
 
Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.) We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time.


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