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answering message 142
 
 
Thank you for calling the Smith residence. Our operators are presently on strike in sympathy with Major League Baseball. Please leave a message.

answering message 154
 
 
Bob here. I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?

answering message 194
 
 
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling...

answering message 196
 
 
We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.


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