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answering message 104
 
 
"Muppet Show" theme:

It's time to leave a message

After you hear the tone,

It's time to leave a message

'Cause we're not at home tonight...

It's time to leave a message

On Kate and Shannon's phone,

It's time to leave a message

'Cause we're not at home tonight.

Just leave your name and number,

Such simple things to do,

And then when we get home we will

Get right back to you.

It's time to leave a message

After you hear the tone.

It's time to leave a message

'Cause we're not at home tonight.

Gone to get a bite,

Stayin' out all night,

Yes we have a life!

Leave a message, we're not home toniiiiight...

answering message 112
 
 
1: Hey, would you get the phone?

2: I got the phone last time. You get the phone!

1: Well, I'm on the computer right now, so will you get it?

2: I'm in the bathroom, and besides, you're closer anyway!

1: Nicole, you always pull this garbage when it's your turn to get it!

2: Well, just let the answering machine get it then!

answering message 127
 
 
(Frantic violin music:) Hello. You have reached 435-3949. We are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats. Please leave a message.

answering message 131
 
 
I can't answer the phone now because I'm over at Slobinskis's house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb.


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