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answering message 22
 
 
Voice 1: Answer the phone, please, Hal.

Voice 2: I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that.

answering message 26
 
 
You have reached the Business Automation voicemail system. We used to call it an answering machine, but this is a high-tech world and we're in a high-tech business, so we don't call it that any more. We wouldn't even if we could. So leave your message...

answering message 107
 
 
I once had a little white phone,

That would ring when it was alone.

Then I got a tape,

For when I escape,

So please leave your name at the tone.

answering message 113
 
 
Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":

We're not here now,
We're not here now,
Don't hang up,
Don't hang up,
Leave your name and number,
Leave your name and number,
We'll call back,
We'll call back.


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