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answering message 251
 
 
Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the beep and he will return your call.

answering message 250
 
 
(Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm!

answering message 252
 
 
A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.

answering message 13
 
 
Hi. This is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.


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