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answering message 159
 
 
This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number, and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the FBI.

answering message 163
 
 
After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money. I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding.

answering message 162
 
 
Shhh! Don't talk, just listen! Meet me at the corner of Broad and Main and bring the girl. (CLICK)

answering message 164
 
 
My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.


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