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answering message 230
 
 
Random fact number 10: The first manned mission to Jupiter will be crewed by the Smiths. Random fact number 64: Dairy Queen discovered cold temperature fusion before the bums in Utah. Random fact number 36: Bren's not here and he wants you leave a message. Random fact number 22: Bismarck is the capital of North Dakota.

answering message 167
 
 
When the caller calls your number, as Steven Wright suggested, simply have your message be a busy signal!

answering message 209
 
 
Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become eligible to leave a message! (Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level! (Cheers.) And now, at the sound of the tone, leave your name, number, the time you called, and a brief message.

answering message 213
 
 
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am...


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