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answering message 38
 
 
Thank you for calling Soviet Embassy. No KG... Er, no diplomats are able to answer phone, so at sound of capitalist tone, leave name, telephone number, and short description of secrets you wish to sell.

answering message 42
 
 
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.

answering message 44
 
 
You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice day.

answering message 50
 
 
Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks that he/she accidentally dialed long distance.


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