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answering message 109
 
 
Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.

answering message 116
 
 
Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favorite color of shirts. We'll get back to you if we like the color.

answering message 119
 
 
Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend WAY too much time on the phone. GO OUTSIDE... See the world, LIVE a little... Have fun.

answering message 131
 
 
I can't answer the phone now because I'm over at Slobinskis's house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb.


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