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answering message 143
 
 
Hi, this is the answering machine. I am on strike. Any messages you leave will be deleted.

answering message 126
 
 
Hi, I'm not sane right now, but if you leave your name, number and shoe size at the sound of the tone, I'll get back to you when and if I return to my senses.

answering message 214
 
 
I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person.

answering message 197
 
 
This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read. So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation, and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it.


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